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The Syphilis Tank

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movie http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/	1.6k
The poetry of oblivion The poetry of oblivion sponsored by:Chillin F. Furroughs and Hirsute Remington "Hi guys! It's been a rough night..." Ever been very drunk and written something down? Why not send it to us at TheSyphilisTank@hotmail.com?Well, yeah, there is that. But come on! We may not even reveal your name. Besides, you can always... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/drunks.htm	3.6k
Untitled Document http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/james.htm	0.4k
The Syphilis Tank �What are these holes Jeffrey?� �Master, the ducks are burrowing in the lawn again. I can�t seem to stop them� �Ducks? What are you talking about?� �Ducks sir, the ducks you keep on your pond. They are burrowing for eggs sir, the eggs that you stole. Perhaps you ought to give them back� �Jeffery what eggs, what... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/jamesstories/ducks.htm	9.9k
The Syphilis Tank �Angela�s mother was as wide as a wheel barrow. She had a gamy leg that refused to heel. Otherwise she was totally unpleasant. The difference between her and her daughter was immeasurable. Yet still I couldn�t avoid the nagging doubt that one day mother and daughter would collide as one as a single living bloated... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/jamesstories/jabber.htm	7.9k
The Syphilis Tank NEIGHBOURS - 26/4/99 Proposed Programme Outline CUE INTRO SEQUENCE REPEAT SHOT from day before of PHIL grabbing hold of his gullet and screaming �It�s the bees! It�s the bees! It�s the bees they�re in my knees!�. He is then restrained by BOUNCER the dog outside the Coffee Shop. MADGE: �We�re losing more customers... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/jamesstories/neighbours.htm	15.3k
The Syphilis Tank In Arnold's garden was a small shed. And behind it a big shed. And behind that an even larger shed. More of a cowshed in fact. In these sheds Arnold kept his paints. And he had a lot of them. From emulsions to oils, enamels to water colours, Arnold had tried his hardest to track down every shade, tint and colour... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/jamesstories/paintman.htm	4.4k
The Syphilis Tank Some Welcome to the Queer State of Rolladonia The Rule of Medical Law The Oldman Philosophy Fly's Tale Small Problems with the Old In Which I am Punished Yet Rewarded with Freedom Long Live The President [On arriving in Rolladonia, I was immediately arrested after handing a penny to a pauper on the street, for... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/jamesstories/rolladonia.htm	51.4k
Untitled Document The Paint Man Rolladonia Neighbours Jabber Duck http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/jamesstoriesleft.htm	0.6k
Da Link Page Da Link Page Just some places to go and people to see, but remember, click at your own risk Francis - The master of Shockwave Master Gee - Welcome to the House, welcome to the House of Fun Miles - Enforcer for the 994" http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/links.htm	1.2k
The Syphilis Tank (As tolerated by TWO major world religions) "We have no known objection to this page or its authors!" Please send any comments or suggestions to thesyphilistank@hotmail.com. http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/main.htm	3.4k
Welcome to the Index Page James' stories Nick's stories The Poetry of Oblivion aka The Drunkard's Corner Did YOU rush into sex too soon? Do you wish YOU could reclaim your viginity, just for that special day? Well, now, with the help of Sir Cliff Richard and The Syphilis Tank, YOU can! Click here Old Man Porn....Those willing to participate... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/newindex.htm	2.4k
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The Syphilis Tank ARTHUR IN THE WAITING ROOM Due to the great number of people in the waiting room it had become extremely dirty. Many people had brought their dogs with them to wait and allowed them to shit on the floor which struck Arthur as particularly ill-mannered. He wished, at least, that the people would make some effort... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/arthur.htm	2.7k
The Syphilis Tank AT THE BARBERS John had gone to the same barber�s for as long as he could remember, which was twenty-nine years. He had grown to trust it, even to like it. He did not have all that much hair left now, but he kept it carefully tended, neatly mown above each ear. The hair served no practical purpose but John enjoyed... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/barbers.htm	4.8k
The Syphilis Tank BETWEEN It was coming up to university and I had still not got myself organised. Instead I went to parties and got drunk and pissed people off. That seemed as good a way to spend my time as any. I also talked about things, stupidly, and sometimes people listened to me. Also, sometimes I had a good time. A really... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/between.htm	15.5k
The Syphilis Tank THE COFFEE MACHINE It had taken him many weeks of doing the exercises before he was small enough to climb inside the coffee machine, but he thought it had paid off. He made himself a beautiful, soft bed out of the grounds and some old filter papers. He lived on piping hot coffee and vegetable skins he collected... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/coffeemachine.htm	1.2k
The Syphilis Tank Guatemala, Belize and Honduras (August-September �99) Rajni has just woken up, and now works up her strength for the next sleep by reading her guide book. We have captured one of the best park benches from the Antiguan businessmen (recognizable by redoubtable bellies and glistening dress shoes) by hovering and... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/guatemala.htm	100.7k
The Syphilis Tank NEW HOUSE He had a set of four keys on the ring, and couldn�t remember how to use them. He leaned against the wall outside and a cobweb brushed off into his hair. Four keys - where did they all go? He tried to remember again. Ah! The garage. That explained the fourth, leaving only three to cope with. He ran his... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/house.htm	9.1k
The Syphilis Tank JAKE AND THE KID Jake was sitting alone in the signal box, as he did every day. After the first month at his job he had decided to buy a new chair which he found very comfortable. It had cushions of a deep scarlet, similar to the sunset that Jake saw sometimes from his box, and revolved with a beautiful smoothness... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/jake.htm	6.1k
The Syphilis Tank CAPTAIN LOPEZ AND THE FASCISTS Captain Lopez had taken two of his good men to carry out a scouting mission. One was called Gonzalez and he could shoot well. Before the war he had worked as a hunter. He could aim and shoot better and more quickly than the captain. The other was called Ivan Maturell and came from... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/lopez.htm	6.5k
The Syphilis Tank In the Mountains In the mountains Albert found it very easy to tell one day from the next. When he had been younger, a teenager, he had lived six years in the city because of his father�s job. At night, with a girlfriend and some other kids, he had gone to the bars and drunk into the morning. After, he would go... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/mountain.htm	8.4k
The Syphilis Tank TEN The cool, wet dustiness flooded his back and he felt a jarring pressure on his shoulders and head that pulsed a few times then disappeared, leaving nothing. The familiar wheeling, dark sickness came suddenly, circulating and dispersing repeatedly. Keeping his eyes shut, he tried to control his forehead and... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/ten.htm	7.1k
The Syphilis Tank WITHIN THE WALLS Within the walls of the train the seats shook, so the little heads of the people rose and fell together. The two old women opposite him were talking about their dead husbands. He had turned his head away from them and did not understand all they said.. He stared at the bare knee of the woman to... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstories/walls.htm	1.2k
Syphilis Tank : James's Stories Guatemala Between In the mountains Within the walls Captain Lopez and the Facists Jake and the kid Ten Arthur in the waiting room At the barbers The coffee machine New House http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/nickstoriesleft.htm	1.1k
You know you want it "Hello, gentlemen. My apologies for the delay, but I am sure that you will agree this was worth waiting for. So without further introduction, I give you this unique presentation: The Syphilis Tank(tm)'s first installment of... Scroll down for some hot, juicy, old man action! Randy Reginald, 78, loves to attend... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/oldmanporn.htm	3.3k
Reclaim your virginity Reclaim your virginity (on the net) True Love Waits won't e-mail you back but we will! Hi! This is Cliff here! Just saying a big HELLO to everyone at 'the tank' and reminding you that IT IS NEVER and i do mean NEVER too late to reclaim your virginity! There are only a few easy steps you need to follow. 1) First... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/reclaimvirginity.htm	4.3k
Your Letters Your Letters Uh...thanks. Dear The Syphilis Tank,I am totally pissed. Jam is a cartoon klob roll et Nick ist Axel Rows. James is Slash McClane and Nov Rane is dont damn me GNR is safe and cheese is slash oh this is so funny becows i cant se nefing. I am riting with an hb pencil i fink. I am goin to sleep and i... http://homepages.which.net/~colin.aldridge/yourletters.htm	5.4k
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