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Welcome to the Index Page
... James' stories ... Nick's stories ... The Poetry of Oblivion aka The Drunkard's Corner ... Did YOU rush into sex too soon? Do you wish YOU could reclaim your viginity, just for that special day? Well, now, with the help of Sir Cliff Richard and The Syphilis ...
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The poetry of oblivion
The poetry of oblivion sponsored by: Chillin F. Furroughs and Hirsute Remington ... "Hi guys! It's been a rough night..." ... Ever been very drunk and written something down? Why not send it to us at TheSyphilisTank@hotmail.com ? Well, yeah, there is that. But ...
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The Syphilis Tank
... “What are these holes Jeffrey?” ... “Master, the ducks are burrowing in the lawn again. I can’t seem to stop them” ... “Ducks? What are you talking about?” ... “Ducks sir, the ducks you keep on your pond. They are burrowing for eggs sir, the eggs that you ...
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... “Angela’s mother was as wide as a wheel barrow. She had a gamy leg that refused to heel. Otherwise she was totally unpleasant. The difference between her and her daughter was immeasurable. Yet still I couldn’t avoid the nagging doubt that one day mother and ...
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... NEIGHBOURS - 26/4/99 ... Proposed Programme Outline ...CUE INTRO SEQUENCE ...REPEAT SHOT from day before of PHIL grabbing hold of his gullet and screaming ‘It’s the bees! It’s the bees! It’s the bees they’re in my knees!’. He is then restrained by BOUNCER ...
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... In Arnold's garden was a small shed. And behind it a big shed. And behind that an even larger shed. More of a cowshed in fact. In these sheds Arnold kept his paints. And he had a lot of them. From emulsions to oils, enamels to water colours, Arnold had tried ...
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... Some Welcome to the Queer State of Rolladonia ... The Rule of Medical Law The Oldman Philosophy Fly's Tale Small Problems with the Old In Which I am Punished Yet Rewarded with Freedom Long Live The President [On arriving in Rolladonia, I was immediately arrested ...
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... The Paint Man ... Rolladonia ... Neighbours ... Jabber ... Duck ...
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Da Link Page
... Da Link Page ... Just some places to go and people to see, but remember, click at your own risk ... Francis - The master of Shockwave ... Master Gee - Welcome to the House, welcome to the House of Fun ... Miles - Enforcer for the 994" ...
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The Syphilis Tank
... (As tolerated by TWO major world religions) ..."We have no known objection to this page or its authors!" ...Please send any comments or suggestions to thesyphilistank@hotmail.com ...
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... ARTHUR IN THE WAITING ROOM ...Due to the great number of people in the waiting room it had become extremely dirty. Many people had brought their dogs with them to wait and allowed them to shit on the floor which struck Arthur as particularly ill-mannered. ...
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... AT THE BARBERS ... John had gone to the same barber’s for as long as he could remember, which was twenty-nine years. He had grown to trust it, even to like it. He did not have all that much hair left now, but he kept it carefully tended, neatly mown above ...
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... BETWEEN ... It was coming up to university and I had still not got myself organised. Instead I went to parties and got drunk and pissed people off. That seemed as good a way to spend my time as any. I also talked about things, stupidly, and sometimes people ...
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... THE COFFEE MACHINE ...It had taken him many weeks of doing the exercises before he was small enough to climb inside the coffee machine, but he thought it had paid off. He made himself a beautiful, soft bed out of the grounds and some old filter papers. He ...
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... Guatemala, Belize and Honduras (August-September ’99) ... Rajni has just woken up, and now works up her strength for the next sleep by reading her guide book. We have captured one of the best park benches from the Antiguan businessmen (recognizable by redoubtable ...
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... NEW HOUSE ...He had a set of four keys on the ring, and couldn’t remember how to use them. He leaned against the wall outside and a cobweb brushed off into his hair. Four keys - where did they all go? He tried to remember again. Ah! The garage. That explained ...
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... JAKE AND THE KID ...Jake was sitting alone in the signal box, as he did every day. After the first month at his job he had decided to buy a new chair which he found very comfortable. It had cushions of a deep scarlet, similar to the sunset that Jake saw sometimes ...
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... CAPTAIN LOPEZ AND THE FASCISTS ...Captain Lopez had taken two of his good men to carry out a scouting mission. One was called Gonzalez and he could shoot well. Before the war he had worked as a hunter. He could aim and shoot better and more quickly than the ...
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... In the Mountains ... In the mountains Albert found it very easy to tell one day from the next. When he had been younger, a teenager, he had lived six years in the city because of his father’s job. At night, with a girlfriend and some other kids, he had gone ...
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... TEN ...The cool, wet dustiness flooded his back and he felt a jarring pressure on his shoulders and head that pulsed a few times then disappeared, leaving nothing. The familiar wheeling, dark sickness came suddenly, circulating and dispersing repeatedly. ...
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... WITHIN THE WALLS ... Within the walls of the train the seats shook, so the little heads of the people rose and fell together. The two old women opposite him were talking about their dead husbands. He had turned his head away from them and did not understand ...
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Syphilis Tank : James's Stories
... Guatemala ... Between ... In the mountains ... Within the walls ... Captain Lopez and the Facists ... Jake and the kid ... Ten ... Arthur in the waiting room ... At the barbers ... The coffee machine ... New House ...
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You know you want it
"Hello, gentlemen. My apologies for the delay, but I am sure that you will agree this was worth waiting for. So without further introduction, I give you this unique presentation: ... The Syphilis Tank (tm) 's first installment of ...Scroll down for some hot, ...
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Reclaim your virginity
Reclaim your virginity (on the net) True Love Waits won't e-mail you back but we will! ...Hi! This is Cliff here! Just saying a big HELLO to everyone at 'the tank' and reminding you that IT IS NEVER and i do mean NEVER too late to reclaim your virginity! ...
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Your Letters
... Your Letters ... Uh...thanks ... Dear The Syphilis Tank, I am totally pissed. Jam is a cartoon klob roll et Nick ist Axel Rows. James is Slash McClane and Nov Rane is dont damn me GNR is safe and cheese is slash oh this is so funny becows i cant se nefing. ...
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