Index of pages in website belonging to Andrew_T Carey
BOFOD Putting Bitterness First - and slagging off fods!
at http://homepages.which.net/~andrew_t.carey/index.htm
BOFOD "Putting Bitterness First - and slagging off fods!"
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Not Sure If You're A Fod? Take This Easy Test And Find Out
Am I A Fod ? Some people aren't sure if they're a fod or not. So I devised this simple test to help you find out. When you open your wardrobe, you can see some white blouses for work and some designer tees neatly ironed slacks and an interview suit two blue shirts Your underwear drawer contains knickers and bras...
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bindex
Bob's Swearing Pages These pages are a tribute to Bob Rial, one of the North's finest user of a swear word. He can use only one swear word all night and it can pack more venom than a swearing match between all the commuters in a traffic jam and all the building-site workers in Manchester. He can even achieve the...
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bob1.htm
Mild Swearing by Bob I need a hankie to wipe away my tears . . . . . . . of joy I'm proactively seeking excellence with the aid of my lap-top and multi-media notepad Singing " Pro-act-ive-leee see-king ex-cell- ence " I can't wait for my docking station Proactively seeking the bar They can come in when they want...
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bob2.htm
Medium-Strength Swearing by Bob I've just farted. The excitement of it all upset my stomach. It's a bit shiny. He's probably got a bit of axle grease on it something like that (Describing a man's dick in a hardcore porn image in which he appeared to be wearing a condom) I want my terms. It's amazing The Sport...
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bob3
Strong Swearing by Bob Good morning , operations Bob Rial speaking ,fuck off Arse-begotten sons of bum-fucked whores It only seems like 5 minutes since I left the fucking place OK , leave it with me. Bye. Do I give a fuck My next career move is out the door of this fucking shithouse Look at him , on £30,000 a...
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halloffame.htm
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hallofinfamy.htm
Occupation Hall of Infamy These are the crazy souls who for whatever reason ( probably masochism ) stuck with the Occupation 'B' shift coding team right through to the bitter end. Catherine Dutton Unlikely to say: "No, you can't have your shoulders massaged today Margaret" Danny O'Brien Uts: "I'm having a bad...
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Ifmenwroteproblempages.rtf
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BOFOD "Putting Bitterness First - and slagging off fods!"
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Lots of links with no particular theme.
AN ARCHIVE OF SOME LINKS KNOWN TO BOFOD Brother Chad who knows more about the internet than anyone else ever submitted many of these. Cute Kittens- Top 10 Cutest Kittens from B3ta. Are You Kinky- Can you beat 77.5%? Big Button- Really big button that doesn't do anything 4 Degreez.com- Interactive teen and 20-something...
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Nominees
NOMINATIONS Best Dressed CoderJulian Neale, Ed Message Best Facial HairFrank Chimes, Neil Wilson, Ed MessageRear of the YearDebbie Yates, Janice Phillips, John SkellyMost Stunning HaircutEd Message, Julian Neale, Dave NobletMost Annoying CoderJulian Neale, Scott Gerrard, Neil Wilson Loudest VoiceJanice Phillips,...
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sindex
A long time ago I was interested in hard-core pornography of a particular type. The kind of pornographic image in which the man is clearly wearing a condom. The kind of image which shows how sex really is ( or should be ) between two people who wish to avoid a pregnancy or who are in any way unsure about each...
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sindex
For a long time I've been interested in hard-core pornography of a particular type. The kind of pornographic image in which the man is clearly wearing a condom. The kind of image which shows how sex really is ( or should be ) between two people who wish to avoid a pregnancy or who are in any way unsure about each...
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sj.htm
Stop moaning about how often these pages are updated. It isn't easy maintaining these pages you know. Most of the great man's swearing is either personal or directly mentions the firm he works for, and so can't be published. So go and stick your opinion up your red rum. Take care now you hear
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Some Fun Bofod Symbols
(o)(o) = perfect breasts ( + )( + ) = fake silicone breasts (*)(*) = high nipple breasts (@)(@) = big nipple breasts o o = A cups ( O )( O ) = D cups (oYo) = wonder bra breasts ( ^)( ^) = cold breasts (o)(O) = lopsided breasts (Q)(Q) = pierced breasts ( o Y o ) = poses for playboy breasts (:o)(o) = bitten by a...
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Winners
WINNERS Best Dressed CoderJulian Neale Best Facial HairNeil WilsonRear of the YearJohn SkellyMost Stunning HaircutEd MessageMost Annoying CoderJulian Neale Loudest VoiceJanice PhillipsMost Likely Coding CouplePhil Burrows and Scott GerrardMost Deluded PersonJulian NealeMost Likely to be Back for 2011Julian Neale...
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